Dear What Is a Burrito Committee:

Is Lunch a Burrito?

Questik on Mark,

Anonymous (Jessy)

Dear, Anonymous,

Not just anything can be a burrito. I mean, lunch could be a burrito, but not by default because it's called "lunch". What was the lunch made of? Does it involve a tortilla? How about beans? Eggs? SMalsa? Hab ayou hab a durrioto before? Mis realY agood.

Sorry, I can't finish answering this right now. I'm eating a burrito.

first query, first decision, DONE

Dear What Is A Burrito Committee:

Is an elm tree a burrito?

David Ells


The Committee: Is it wrapped in a tortilla?


David Ells: On Wednesdays.


THE COMMITTEES DECISION:

Okay, so, An Elm Tree Is a Burrito On Wednesdays. Other days it's not a burrito, it's just an elm tree.

YOU'RE WELCOME.